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• 趣味英语：水的分子式

• 03-16
• the chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?Blonde: "HIJKLMNO"!!Teacher: What are you talking about?Blonde: Yester....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：谁发现了澳大利亚

• 03-16
• Who Discovered Australia?Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's there, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Aust....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：是灯光吸引了他们？

• 03-16
• Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England.No running water,no ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：生日快乐

• 03-16
• A Birthday PresentHelen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what is it?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I've got ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：生活幽默

• 03-16
• A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face."....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：入室盗窃者

• 03-16
• A burglar 入室盗窃者A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：趣味英语Q&A;

• 03-16
• 趣味英语Q&AQ:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?A:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：英语幽默笑话（五）

• 03-16
• Good News and Bad News(一) The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：帕蒂

• 03-16
• PaddyThere was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：哪一位女人？

• 03-16
• Which woman?One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return,I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：拿破仑病了

• 03-16
• Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：摩登自行车广告

• 03-16
• An Advertisement for Modern BicycleTom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost ￡50, so he went to the shop to hav....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：妙语连珠

• 03-16
• 儿子眼中的父亲The seven-year-old: "Father is great, he knows everything."七岁的时候："爸爸是个伟大的人，他什么都知道。"The fourteen-year-old: "It seems ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：没关系

• 03-16
• All RightHurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：逻辑推理

• 03-16
• Logic ReasoningA fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic."Here is the situation,"she said."a man is standing up in a boat in the mi....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：吝啬鬼请客

• 03-16
• The mean man's party.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M a....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：可是老师哭了

• 03-16
• But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he want....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：可怜的丈夫

• 03-16
• The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"the man complained to his friend."She asks me a question,then answer....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：瞌睡者

• 03-16
• The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sun....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：精明的家庭主妇

• 03-16
• A Smart Housewife.A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excit....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：经典搞笑

• 03-16
• Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. 金钱非万能, 信用卡犹在. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：教授的午餐

• 03-16
• The Professor's Lunch An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy. "To show you more clearly what I mean. I have here a parcel with a dissected ....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：几则中英文幽默

• 03-16
• 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：好笑的英文笑话

• 03-16
• 好笑的英文笑话！ 调查员:What is your father's name？小弟:Happy！！调查员:What is your mother's name？小弟:Smile！调查员:Are you joking？小弟:No！！That'....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：关于礼貌

• 03-16
• On Courtesy By Frank S.Hogan 1．Courtous treatment is a recognition by one person that another person has the same dignity as a human being.2．The pract....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：狗也知道这个谚语吗？

• 03-16
• Does the dog know the proverb,　too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right,"said a gentleman,"don't be afraid.Don't you....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：父亲在哪儿？

• 03-16
• Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look,"said the elder brother."How nice these paintings are!""Yes,"said the yo....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：疯人院

• 03-16
• The Looney Bin(疯人院)Late one night at the insane asylum(疯人院）one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said,"How do you know?"The first inmate....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：大五个月

• 03-16
• Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if t....趣味英语

• 趣味英语：抄 袭

• 03-16
• PlagiarismA friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He....趣味英语